jeffbo's definitions

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.

Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009