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by jeffbo April 6, 2009
Get the dildonianmug. matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
Get the matter-of-crapmug. Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
Get the tourettittatormug. This is a recently discovered psychological illness which is starting to update the prognosis in the mental health journals today. It is an illness common mostly in America and is on the rise today.
This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
Dude ! You got a Dell ! Be sure you download the India Tic Syndrome anti-virus program ! It's free, From dell !! lol !!!
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
Get the India Tic Syndromemug. The term oral-retentive (or orally retentive, oral retentive), commonly abbreviated to "oral", is used to describe a person with such lack of description to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, and can be carried out to the detriment of the oral-retentive person.
Like usual, my boss didnt say anything about my acomplishments, he is sooo oral retentive that I could pitch a tent.
by jeffbo April 7, 2009
Get the oral retentivemug. A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
Get the Butt Dumpermug. When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the Farting Glancesmug.