When Custard came across the plains, the indians had scattered, all that was left was the wee wee teepee that the general obliged himself to use.
by jeffbo June 09, 2009
Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.
2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.
2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.
by jeffbo April 08, 2009
This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
by jeffbo May 26, 2009
1.) Various angles in lower back and butt cheek geometry.
2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.
2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.
Jack : Mike, you see the new secretary ! What a freeking babe !
Mike: Yeah and her butt rake is fascinating !!
Mike: Yeah and her butt rake is fascinating !!
by jeffbo May 26, 2009
Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.
Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.
by jeffbo July 13, 2009
1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
by jeffbo April 11, 2009