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1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

1.) The actions of a group of people, where when one says or does something funny, that all persons in the group laugh uncontrolably, and are unable to control the laughter among themselves for several minutes.

2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.

matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.

1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.

2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.

3.) Given to expressing disapproval.

4.) Not based on facts.

1.) An enclosed small 3x3 fiberglass building where a member of the Paparazzi goes to releive themself.