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Definitions by jeffbo

crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.
crap on a shingle by jeffbo April 10, 2009

matter-of-crap 

matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.

1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.

2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.

3.) Given to expressing disapproval.

4.) Not based on facts.


Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
matter-of-crap by jeffbo April 8, 2009

matter of crap 

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website
matter of crap by jeffbo April 8, 2009
The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.
Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.
willytent by jeffbo April 7, 2009

diculous 

A silly act or something that hasnt become re-diculous therefore it is diculous if it happens only once.
Thats a pretty diculous thing you did Jane.
diculous by jeffbo April 7, 2009

oral retentive 

The term oral-retentive (or orally retentive, oral retentive), commonly abbreviated to "oral", is used to describe a person with such lack of description to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, and can be carried out to the detriment of the oral-retentive person.
Like usual, my boss didnt say anything about my acomplishments, he is sooo oral retentive that I could pitch a tent.
oral retentive by jeffbo April 7, 2009

deskdules 

1.) A place on a desk or table where someone has wiped a booger or stuck a peice of gum usually under the top of the desk.

2.) A small knobbly rock or hard mineral cluster, such as a Booger or gum nodule usually found under a counter top, table, or desk top.

Obamma spent the evening removing George Bush's deskdules.
deskdules by jeffbo April 7, 2009