jeff's definitions

really cool

Something that is most definitely not "really cool".

"I'm doing something really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."

by Jeff June 12, 2006

preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

by Jeff February 25, 2004

swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

annihilated

The highest level of drunkenness, close to the level of alcohol poisoning.

She got completely annihilated and had to be carried out of the club.

by jeff March 21, 2004