jeff's definitions

indelible

Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.

You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.

Stop being such an indelible.

by Jeff January 30, 2003

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 25, 2004

ervdaperv

a distgustinly ugly human being who is incredibly gay, yet straight at the same time and hits on every female in sight. (See "ervert")

Look at that ervdaperv! No! Stop! Don't touch that person there!

by Jeff March 9, 2004

Bang A Reggie; Bang A Louie

To Turn Right; To Turn Left

You're gonna miss my block, yo! Bang a reggie at the light, bang a louie at the stop sign, and we're there.

Also See: Flip A Bitch

by jeff September 29, 2004

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

by jeff April 22, 2005