jeff's definitions

weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis!

by Jeff April 21, 2004

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

double duce

1)The most convienient way to flip someone the bird when wearing boxing gloves. Other methods (behind the back, around the world.)
2)Strongbad's favorite way to flip someone the bird

*POOSHFFFFF* The Double Duce!

by Jeff September 11, 2003

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003