jeff's definitions

jillybanging

gettin drunk and then getting stoned

I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!

by jeff May 13, 2005

Gold

A shiny metal

I love Gooollllldd!

by Jeff October 3, 2002

stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

by jeff March 21, 2004

flamidabidaby

The area between a woman's ass and vagina.

Man, she has a clean flamidabidaby!

by Jeff September 23, 2003

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004