jeff's definitions

fugly

The word ugly and all associated definitions. (fucking ugly with out using profanity)

That bitch is fugly

by Jeff December 9, 2002

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

Keira Knightley

The hottest actress in the Known World

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

lemours

Comes from the term EMO. Stupid kids who like to make scenes and draw attention to them selves because no one else cares about them and they just go home and cry in the corner. Likes to dress in tight jeans and punk band shirts.

here comes a stupid pack of lemours! stupid assholes

by Jeff December 13, 2004

Wahine

A bunny. Cute and fluffy-like. yay Bunnies!

Wahine is a bunny. To be cute and fluffy. Bunny-ish

by Jeff March 1, 2005

fucking moron

One who doesn't know what the fuck there doing and doesn't know anything at all.

Adam is a Fucking Moron.

by Jeff October 21, 2003

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004