401 definitions by jeff

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

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pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by jeff May 26, 2004

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by jeff December 10, 2002

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by jeff July 21, 2003

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by jeff December 7, 2003

hickman

A girl that like to have a guy shit on her chest after sex.

That girl is a real hickman, she loves to get shitted on.

by jeff March 8, 2005

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by jeff December 15, 2003

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by jeff October 30, 2003