Definitions by jeff

danya 

A middle-aged teenager who enjoys long ballet sessions on the mid-ocean breeze. One day danya will asplode!!!@#!@# ONO.

danya eats corn chips ALL DAY LONG.

danya by jeff April 9, 2005

teh 1337 sauce 

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

teh 1337 sauce by Jeff April 9, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

Vilkata by Jeff April 6, 2005

Salvo 

Strong, Mighty, Destructive.

Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.

Salvo by Jeff April 6, 2005

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

boontang by Jeff April 5, 2005

guffer 

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

guffer by jeff April 4, 2005

mulecup 

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

mulecup by jeff April 1, 2005