jeff's definitions

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 7, 2005

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

carbunktated

Superlative form of the word bunk. Made up in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

That is so carbunktated it's disgusting.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

hribkoweed

only made by evil mr. hribko

i smoked hribko weed in the woods

by Jeff November 7, 2003