jeff's definitions

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

klabe

To be klabe is to be scum, or of the scummy nature. To be klabe is to be as low as you can possibly be. It's trailer trash in the essence of manners, ethics, everyday life.

That dude behaves in such a klabe fashion

by Jeff October 20, 2004

isn't it

Put simply, "isn't it" is the most diabolical phrase in the history of man kind.
For ages, young students around the globe have dreamt in fear of such a thing. The mere thought of such a thing, is but the torched pain of an erect penis chopped in two. What more could be so terrifying?

The phrase "isn't it" has been a phrased passed down from generation-to-generation within the Iyer family (who are known for their devout loyalty to the Curry gods).

Be wary my friends, such a term can not be used so lightly - not even in a friendly gesture. Respect the Iyer Family. Respect her Wisdom. Respect Iyerism.

Yes, Jimmy, that would be very foolish, isn't it?

by Jeff March 14, 2004

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

by jeff November 30, 2004

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005