jeff's definitions

bad dog

while a girl is sucking your dick, you pull it out and spank her in the face while saying bad dog.

*smack *smack "bad dog"

by jeff April 19, 2004

lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

the heater

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

by jeff December 30, 2004

fasnap

It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.

"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"

by jeff August 7, 2004

Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

fazed

A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.

I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.

by Jeff June 3, 2003