jeff's definitions

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

let's get retarded

To get stupid drunk

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 25, 2005

fom

word used when explaining how hood someone is. similar to the word douv

damn fom is way hood

by jeff March 22, 2005

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by Jeff July 21, 2003

Ass clown

bounce aka bobo

you stepped in the cement, ass clown

by jeff September 12, 2003