jeff's definitions

Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004

teh 1337 sauce

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

by Jeff April 9, 2005

bad dog

while a girl is sucking your dick, you pull it out and spank her in the face while saying bad dog.

*smack *smack "bad dog"

by jeff April 19, 2004

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 21, 2004

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

Goosin

someone who's just rippin.

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)

by jeff August 22, 2003