jeff's definitions

bad dog

while a girl is sucking your dick, you pull it out and spank her in the face while saying bad dog.

*smack *smack "bad dog"

by jeff April 19, 2004

Singularity

N. Having computers operate at 10^17 operations per second, or teh speed of teh human brain. Acoording to Moore's law, this will be reached in 2025.

Do not fear Singularity!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2004

fasnap

It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.

"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"

by jeff August 7, 2004

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

CFB

Come Fuck me Boots


those damn fine-ass boots girls wear.

God damn! Dood, she's got CFB!

by Jeff October 4, 2004

dc

district of columbia
also know as the Dank City (home of the friendly pimp)

welcome to the dank city

by Jeff November 30, 2003