jebus's definitions

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by jebus January 15, 2004

Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything

1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to

by JeBus February 16, 2004

two way

A phone call

I'll two way ya' tomorrow

by Jebus May 10, 2004

Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African

"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"

by jebus May 1, 2004

jak-away

A person who pretends to be away, when they arent.
a JERKFACE

man stop actin like a jak-away

by jebus April 7, 2003