Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
Ryeyocycle up the Clyde. The Clyde is a river in Scotland thus if you were to ride your bicycle you would not get very far.
by Jeremy November 26, 2003
The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)
A very effective and useful taunt
A very effective and useful taunt
by Jeremy February 24, 2004
by Jeremy January 25, 2004
by Jeremy January 28, 2005
A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
Slapping many insanities on a person, most of which are usually not warranted. The main reason most kids today have ADD or take riddilin or other such things. disabilities when really they are just lazy, or stupid.
"Did you hear that Johnny got diagnosed with ADD?" "Bah, thats psychobabble, you know he's just lazy!"
by Jeremy November 10, 2003