duece duece

22 ounce alcholic beverage.

I'll take a duece duece and a pack of Newports.

by Jeremy November 09, 2004

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

chism

to chill

Homey1: "Yo i'm so extremely heated right now!"

Homey2: "Chismmmmmm"

by Jeremy April 19, 2004

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

Pipple

A pimple grossly located at or on the nipple of a woman.

"Man, last night i was about to start sucking up on her nips and saw a huge ass pipple"

by Jeremy October 10, 2003