Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.
I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.
by Jeremy January 03, 2004
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Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.
"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"
by Jeremy July 05, 2004
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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy April 01, 2005
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breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.
"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."
by Jeremy November 16, 2003
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funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome
Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!
by Jeremy January 25, 2004
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slappy slappy

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt
Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY
by Jeremy February 25, 2004
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Krim

"Krim, cuddy!"
by Jeremy November 07, 2002
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