jeRemy's definitions

Party App

Only the COOLEST place on the net...nucka!. You gotsta be down to visit this site. Tara McRary is the trend-setter that sent all of us wanna-be college students to this place where we can live the college life....without living at the college. www.partyapp.com baby, keep it real

Tara McRary: I hate living this high-school life. I want to live like a crazy college student, but still live in my parent's house...can anybody help me?

Party App: Hell yeah, i can help you feel like a partying abercrombie model, but not take the risks of leavin your parent's house, getting alcohol poisoning, or getting date-raped caused by intoxicated-ness. It's all good on the net. Party your heart out, and then check your e-mail. no worries mate.

by Jeremy October 12, 2004

powermeat

noun-Reference to the male genitalia, particularly the schlong. This term originated somehere around the mid nineteenth century, as a label for the legendary schlong of this one Patagonian guy.

"My powermeat is approaching maximum velocity!!"

by Jeremy April 25, 2003

Corpuscle

A big hat worn by Turd Furgeson on Jeopardy.

Hey Fred, look at that Corpuscle!

by Jeremy July 22, 2004

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

alabama

home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.

by Jeremy September 1, 2003