chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change

Damn that dude is making chump change

by jd February 19, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed

Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!

by Jd May 03, 2004

Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch

Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever

by jd September 15, 2003

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by JD September 02, 2003