103 definitions by jd

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
by jd September 3, 2003
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A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.
The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.
by jd February 12, 2005
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n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal
I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack
by jd May 2, 2004
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The ruthless and shady bounty hunter in the original Star Wars Trilogy. He is best known for his pursuit and capture of the well-known smuggler Han Solo. Although it appears that Boba comes to an unfortunate death in the film, Return of the Jedi, Expanded Universe books and comics have revived him. The actor Jeremy Bulloch played both Boba Fett and an Imperial Officer in the series.
Random bounty: "You don't talk much."

Boba Fett: "You talk enough for the both of us."
by jd January 27, 2004
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By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 6, 2005
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Israelis are a multi-racial people that are either so by religion, or ethnic background, that live in the modern nation of Israel. Ancient Israel was a nation the Romans destroyed in 70 AD. There never has been a nation called Palestine. There have always been Asiatic Jews living in the Middle East. Not all Israelis are descended from European Jews, although Israel was recreated after the Holocaust of WW2, for Jewish people that lived around the world, in many nations. The turmoil between Arabs and Israelis goes all the way back to Isaac and Ishmael, half brothers that the Arabs and Jews descended from. Sibbling rivalry at it's worst.
Israelis and Arabs are both Semitic.
by jd February 9, 2005
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Bondage device used to tie elbows and wrists togeather behind back.looks like long single glove
she was hogtied using a armbinder
by jd June 13, 2004
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