jd's definitions

philly fade

Philly Fade refers to a haircut. In particular a cut where the sides are faded at the temples primarily but it can also carry back to and over the ears and neck line. East calls it Philly Fade and Midwest calls it a Temple Fade.

Hook me up with a Philly Fade.

by JD January 16, 2005

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005

razor ramon

possibly the coolest wrestler from wwf. accompanied by his friendly toothpick he wrecked havoc throughout the 90's.

razon ramon really whomped savio vega last night didnt he?

by jd December 9, 2003

ganger

A hot chick who eludes to or is interested in sex with multiple partners, an orgy. A young female who's appearance and/ or behaviour lends itself to an orgy. Someone who looks beautiful but is nonetheless a slut, or who you wished was a slut.

Man, that chick that served me at McDonalds was an absolute ganger!

by JD March 28, 2005

Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.

Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.

by JD November 24, 2004

piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

by JD May 10, 2004

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003