jd's definitions

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

yak

Reffer,weed,herb,mary jane,ooh ohh snicky snicky

I smoked some ill yak nigga

by jd May 13, 2005

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

Dirty Dundas

when you really need to take a bad shit outside on a major street

"Yo man I really gotta go, I gotta ditry dundas now"

by JD February 18, 2004

cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.

Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)

by JD December 23, 2004

wanksta

A wanksta is a person that asks like he lives the life of a true gangsta...but the truth is that he don't. He/she tires to act all hard and shit but he/she is jus embarssing himself/herself. He/she thinks he has it all like money, girls, blah blah, but he aint got shit. To sum it all up in one word is that he/she is a big ass POSER. :P

The people by a certain century theater stand there all day with their never seen before jerseys, clean air force ones and all the "bling bling" they own are wankstas.

by JD August 26, 2003