jd's definitions

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

Apache

A Native American group from the Southwestern USA. They have different tribes such as, the Chiricahua, Mezcalero and Jicarilla. The Navajo were once an Apache tribe, till they broke away and became a distinct, separate group. Apaches were fierce warriors that were respected and hated by their enemies. Apaches still live in the Southwest and many still speak their languages and practice their traditions, but they aren't "wild Indians" living in the bush,lol. That's just in old John Wayne movies.

The Apache are part of the colorful, rich, Southwest history.

by JD February 12, 2005

bitch cock

a little dwarf woman that has enormous penis, perhaps the size of whale, and uses it to whip people into submission

shes a fucking bitch cock. i fucking hate her. bitch!

by JD December 19, 2003

skizzy munter

A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.

"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"

by jd April 19, 2005