19 definitions by Jaz

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The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
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The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.
I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
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When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips
"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."
by Jaz November 01, 2004
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The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.
Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!
by jaz October 27, 2004
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The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.
I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.
by jaz October 19, 2004
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Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.
"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"
by Jaz April 16, 2005
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A name for marijuana
man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name
by Jaz February 25, 2005
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