Jaz's definitions

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Susie Wong

A name for marijuana

man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name

by Jaz May 13, 2005

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

tight

used to describe the 'tightness' of something.

tight...like yo pussy ISN'T!

by jaz May 30, 2003