Jaz's definitions

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.

Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!

by jaz October 27, 2004

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz June 21, 2006

Susie Wong

A name for marijuana

man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name

by Jaz May 13, 2005