jay's definitions

Dare

An annoying thing that you have to almost give your life for becuz its so boring and it teaches you CRAP DONT DO DRUGS

i be sippin on that hennessy during Dare

by Jay September 14, 2004

YWIA

You are Welcome In Advance

When U decide to go somewhere...

by Jay April 15, 2005

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.

Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.

by Jay September 9, 2003

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 1, 2008

dollabill

Worth more then a dime

Ayo that showty right there.She a dollabill cuzz

by Jay January 10, 2005