jay's definitions

get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.

Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.

by jay October 9, 2004

paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

by Jay April 23, 2005

S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines

1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

Buckie

refered to as "bottle of beat the wife" as it usually leads to violence as women

goin for a bottle of beat da wife

by jay November 23, 2004

wuzzle

Similar to a glomp, a wuzzle is a gentle loving greeting used primarily between "wuzzle buddies".

Mike leapt across the room to wuzzle Jane when she entered.

by jay June 16, 2004

trick

verb- to spend (such as money) on or for someone. Usually a female

This bitch wanted me trick my dough on a new necklace for her!

by Jay January 24, 2004