a sexually dysfunctional male with a prediliction for hamsters - a genus of the phyllum "learning facilitator"
by Jane March 11, 2004

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.
by jane April 25, 2003

by jane May 13, 2005

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo
by Jane February 03, 2004

Having an animal on a lead - Now that's TISH!
Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!
GET IT!
Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!
GET IT!
by Jane May 13, 2005

by Jane March 11, 2004

by jane July 21, 2003
