crapslide

The residual trail left in the bowl

I went to the bathroom and saw this nasty crapslide

by jamie sommers July 23, 2004

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004