Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...
by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010
Definition 1: A half a man with a half a finger. Someone who played for the CBA, got nowhere and now he sells toilets for a living.
*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".
*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".
Dan: Hey Tony, what happened to your finger? Was it chopped off by a snapping pussy?
Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!
Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(
Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!
Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(
by James Werdsbond July 12, 2011
This term refers to a place of business where management is crooked.
*A business which doesn't value its employees.
*A business which doesn't value its employees.
Yo Jay, I got a new gig at this place doing IT.
Oh, werd? Congrats! Make sure they ain't Cravath my dude...
Oh, werd? Congrats! Make sure they ain't Cravath my dude...
by James Werdsbond December 04, 2010
by James Werdsbond September 30, 2009
To put together an ingenious plan or to blueprint a clever idea.
~The name "Scofield" is taken from the TV show Prison Break, where Michael Scofield always had a clever plan in each episode.
~The name "Scofield" is taken from the TV show Prison Break, where Michael Scofield always had a clever plan in each episode.
To "pull a Scofield".
Kevin: Did you hear about Dan getting out of work early today? His plan was brilliant - he pulled a Scofield!
Jay: Oh, word? You got the scoop? I wanna try.
Kevin: Did you hear about Dan getting out of work early today? His plan was brilliant - he pulled a Scofield!
Jay: Oh, word? You got the scoop? I wanna try.
by James Werdsbond March 18, 2010
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