Definitions by james

sqiffy 

To be drunk

Man im so squiffy

sqiffy by James October 23, 2003

wankel 

Name - Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

wankel by James October 20, 2003

Ricer 

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by

That is not a sports car, damn ricers!

Ricer by James October 20, 2003

prison bitch 

The 5'11" 115 pound white guy in prison for beating up his wife and raping his 12 year old daughter.

OK John, You're in cellblock 9 with Bubba and Big Jeb. We took the liberty of embroidering your orange jumpsuit with "prison bitch"

prison bitch by James October 19, 2003

mtv 

Cable television station. Acronym (ironically) stands for "Music TeleVision." The only shows you'll actually find are contrived so-called "reality" shows like Road Rules and Real World where a bunch of overpriveleged 21-year olds sit around their rooms all day and night while exotic locales most of us will never see exist 20 feet outside their doors and bitch about how much they hate wheover's not in the room at that particular moment.

I thought I saw a music video on MTV last night in between episodes of "Real World Beirut" and "Real World Sri Lanka" but it was just a Panteen commerical.

mtv by James October 19, 2003

5.0 

Slang for police. Origin unclear, likely derived from the 1970's TV police drama "Hawaii 5-0" although it has been suggested to refer to the "5.0" emblems on Ford Mustang police cars used by many agencies in the late 1980's-1990's.

"Holy shit, 5-oh! 5-oh! Get those fighting cocks back in their cages!

5.0 by James October 18, 2003

Golden Shower 

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

Golden Shower by James October 18, 2003