Definitions by james

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by james December 19, 2003

Chav 

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

Chav by James December 17, 2003

M.B.A.P

The word MBAP has a simple meaning actually, it refers to the "mangled bomb ass pussy" of many sluts around the world

She's got a real M.B.A.P like that girl from porn

M.B.A.P by James December 16, 2003

sick party

A bunch of friends sitting around, wearing those doctor masks or whatever...because theyre sick, and going out in public would be inconsiderate

instead of going to school today, my friends and i had a sick party

sick party by james December 15, 2003

coming out the neck 

To come out the neck is to talk bullshit and or cause rumors.

Mary was on her way to class when Jane starting coming out the neck to Mary about how she was a hoe for sleeping with Smoky.

coming out the neck by James December 14, 2003

dinged 

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

dinged by james December 13, 2003

turgor pressure 

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

turgor pressure by james December 13, 2003