james's definitions

pervert

What we all are, but are too afraid to admit.

im a pervert ur a pervert but noe one likes perverts.

by James February 24, 2005

estate agent

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.

"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."

by James January 18, 2005

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004

Wooples

A furry Creature that lives inside a bigger version called, The Mother Load

1- The Wooples are tiny creatures.

by James September 13, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.

I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.

by James February 10, 2005

ya mum

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

by james January 12, 2004

Shitflick

A term used to describe a very bad movie you just shelled out $8+ to see and was severely disappointed in it. A true dud movie.

Man, Ghost Ship was a Shitflick! It shouldn't have even beem made!

by James March 29, 2003