james's definitions

hedberg

Coming from the Swedish goaltender Johann Hedberg. Of or referring to the condition of being a homosexual.

Man that Hedberg loves the cock!

by James April 23, 2004

high speed chicken feed

a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek

hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high

by james July 20, 2004

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

damfoo

Damfoo is a combination of two phrases:

1: Damn you
2: Fool

Therefore, it is logical that the word Damfoo means "damned fool!"

James, you damfoo! What the hell are you doing?

by James April 25, 2005

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

morgition

a moron who makes up definitions

Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.

by James November 6, 2004

coming out the neck

To come out the neck is to talk bullshit and or cause rumors.

Mary was on her way to class when Jane starting coming out the neck to Mary about how she was a hoe for sleeping with Smoky.

by James December 14, 2003