jake's definitions
Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.
Uh....Halo I guess?
by Jake May 6, 2004
Get the Halomug. A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato
by Jake September 28, 2003
Get the Krystal Steelmug. by Jake July 17, 2003
Get the Shyan Jannisemug. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
Get the cucumbermug. Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.
Susan Sarandon is a ten.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
by Jake March 9, 2004
Get the tenmug. To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)
Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.
by Jake February 19, 2004
Get the cop a feelmug. 1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the quick comermug.