jake's definitions

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005

sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")

I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

by Jake March 24, 2004

thugette

POSERS!! HAHA thugettes are the biggest posers i've ever seen. Guys don't like you cuz of your style they like you cuz most of you are fucking hoes!!

I went to a park dressed as gangster n got head from some white girl poser thugette. After she found out i wasnt a gangster she started acting all tough n threatend me so i just laughed and walked away.

by Jake July 7, 2004

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.

"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."

by Jake January 10, 2005

stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 15, 2004

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004