jake's definitions

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

Clover snatcher

A slang way to refer to an Irish person

That new guy talks really funny he must be a clover snatcher.

by Jake December 24, 2004

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 3, 2004

nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants

Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.

by Jake May 8, 2003

Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.

Uh....Halo I guess?

by Jake May 6, 2004

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003