Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.
"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
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"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."
by Jake March 03, 2005
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trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money
That trixy didn't get too far
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man-slut

Also known as pimp, man who has many girlfriends (bitches) in a short period of time.
Jake is a man slut, he can't keep a chick more than a couple days!
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clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.
We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night
Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise
by Jake March 08, 2004
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baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 05, 2004
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