Plate

A pound of marijuana.

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate

by Jake September 30, 2012

foggler

to micheviously ponder wrong doing, usually accompied by wiggling of the fingers.

as in " The Butt Foggler" :

The Butt Foggler foggled the butt.

by Jake October 12, 2004

roli

scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean

hes as dirty as roli

by jake September 27, 2004

sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

by Jake March 24, 2004

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004

6.3

average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick

My 6.3" Irish dick is more of a womb knocker than Sal's 5.3" tickler

by Jake January 10, 2004

sweetness and light

a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )

Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !

by Jake March 02, 2004