dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004