Definitions by jag

porta-wop 

A person of both portugese and italian descent.

Yo, That porta-wop bitch is off da chain!

porta-wop by Jag June 19, 2006

Whats the jo? 

it is a question asking another person their current state of affairs, like "whats happening?" or "how you doing?".

"Yo man, whats the jo?"

Whats the jo? by Jag November 25, 2005

bevis

The meaning of this term remains a mystery. Apparently, however, the presence of bevis is forbidden in theme parks, especially those featured in poorly-developed video games.

*cough* Bebe's Kids *cough*

No vibes.
No bevis.

bevis by JaG March 29, 2005

two-part episode 

a memorable event; usually long and intricate.

1st Drunk: Dude, do you remember the time we stole a boat and tried to sail to Nauru?

2nd Drunk: Yeah man, that was a two-part episode!

two-part episode by JaG January 15, 2005

Sikh 

A Sikh is any person whose faith consists of belief in One God, the ten Sikh Gurus, the Guru Granth Sahib(holy Book) and other scriptures and teachings of the Sikh Gurus. Additionally, he or she must believe in the necessity and importance of `Amrit’, the Sikh baptism.

There is only One God. He is the same God for all people of all religions.

The Sikh teachings are based on the principles of Fatherhood of God and brotherhood of humankind.

In a Sikh temple people of all the faiths are welcome. The Sikh holy book, Guru Granth Sahib also has in it the hymns composed by both Hindu and Muslim saints of various denominations.

Sikhs wear turbans and are not related to muslims or terrorists

Sikh by Jag November 7, 2004

brere

a person

whoz that dum ginger brere over ther....(it ryhmes aswel ;))

brere by jag April 25, 2004

shiz jizzy 

Used to describe a bad situation.

Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog.

shiz jizzy by JAG April 21, 2004