jackass's definitions

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by jackass April 17, 2004

mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

by jackass April 17, 2004

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by jackass April 20, 2004

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by jackass January 5, 2003

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

by jackass March 23, 2003