by Jackass October 15, 2004
the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
by jackass April 17, 2004
I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes
Jack: I’m from Massachusetts
Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!
Jack: How many championships do you have again?
Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!
Jack: How many championships do you have again?
by jackass May 01, 2019
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
by jackass April 23, 2005
by jackass April 17, 2004
A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)
(it can also be an insult)
my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp
that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.
that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.
by jackass April 17, 2004