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flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.
He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard
by jackass April 20, 2004
mugGet the flipmodemug.

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
by jackass April 22, 2005
mugGet the Hegewischmug.

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.
"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."
by jackass January 5, 2003
mugGet the pissed offmug.

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
by jackass April 17, 2004
mugGet the eggjobmug.

Zander

by Jackass May 15, 2003
mugGet the Zandermug.

Snowball

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.
*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.
by Jackass June 2, 2003
mugGet the Snowballmug.

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax
karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt
by jackass February 20, 2005
mugGet the scarfingmug.

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