jackass's definitions

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by jackass January 5, 2003

biznitch

directly translated as "bitch", which you can use for anything you would use "bitch" or "beatch" for.

Fo shizzle my biznitch.

by jackass March 23, 2003

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

wheller

Wheller is a brit-ish feller

That guy Wheller kicks so much ass.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 22, 2005

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004