jackass's definitions

flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by jackass April 20, 2004

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 22, 2005

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003

loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

by jackass July 15, 2003

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 15, 2003

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by jackass April 17, 2004