jackass's definitions

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

by jackass March 23, 2003

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by jackass January 5, 2003

Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 22, 2005

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by jackass May 1, 2019