blog

an online diary into which emo kids whine about their "horrible" lives.

Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn't let me watch TV until I did my homework! I'm going to bitch them out in my blog.

by jack324 January 18, 2007

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shuckleberries

A variation of shucks. Used to express mild to moderate disappointment, but with a cute twist on it.

"Hey, Alexandra, I'm sorry but I can't come to your birthday party on Saturday."
"Really? Aww, shuckleberries."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

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potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

by Jack324 November 12, 2007

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periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"

"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."

by Jack324 October 26, 2007

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...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.

"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."

by Jack324 May 04, 2007

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