jack's definitions

G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

by Jack February 11, 2005

Shabutie

A band consisting of future members of Coheed and Cambria(Mic Todd and Claudio Sanchez).

"Hey, I'm an idiot I think it's spelled Shabootie!"
"Nah man.. it's S-H-A-B-U-T-I-E.."

or

"Isn't Shabutie that old Coheed band?!"
"No, it is not."

by Jack February 12, 2005

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

by Jack February 14, 2005

blowie

a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex

o man she gave me a blowie last night!

by JACK June 17, 2005

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005