Definitions by jUsTiN

tennis 

A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.

I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.

tennis by Justin June 17, 2004

noob sauce 

being totaly new at somthing and being really bad at it too

i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fucken funny when he started to cry. he was a noob beyond noob.....he was noob sauce

noob sauce by justin June 17, 2004

itd 

inner thigh distance of a woman (person)

she has a nice ITD

she can fit a keg in her ITD

itd by justin June 10, 2004

escapade 

A slang word for "escapede'", used by the primitive Moungrels in their early years of uniting as a sign of being extremely hungry or horny, or a mixture of both.

Freddie: "Boy! I am so escapade!!"
Jessica: "Ya, well, you can eat me and **** me at the same time."

escapade by Justin June 9, 2004

musicianary 

A missionary whose primary tool is one of music, using songs to spread the Gospel.

The musicianary is singing songs about Jesus with those tribal leaders.

musicianary by Justin June 1, 2004

roadie

Getting a blowjob while driving

I got roadie on the way home from a party last night

roadie by Justin June 1, 2004

powned 

When your ballsack smacks against someones forehead.

Bitch, you just got powned!!!

powned by Justin May 28, 2004