jOneSy's definitions

row the boat

a forward arm rotation movement preformed whilst overtaking another car.

by jonesy January 31, 2003

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!

There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH

by Jonesy July 14, 2003

jonesy

The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

A very awsome d00d.

by Jonesy February 12, 2004