snapper

canniffe is a snapper
by jonesy May 06, 2004
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corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.
"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."
by Jonesy March 21, 2003
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John Kerry

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!
by jonesy May 14, 2005
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Fucktard

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.
by jonesy December 16, 2004
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Q4T

Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to emphasize a point previously made, when the person quoting the point has nothing more to add.
quoteI think homosexuals are gay./quote
Q4T
by Jonesy May 13, 2005
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karol

A male name which originates from the Basque country in Spain. a typically attractive and irresistable guy, who lies 100% of the time.
by jOneSy June 28, 2004
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Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!
I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!
by jonesy April 08, 2005
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