jOhn's definitions

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

Rock

A verb meaning "to wear"

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.

by John November 27, 2003

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food

yo that dnizle my friend has is mad crazy

by john June 30, 2003

putwar

reference to a vagina

1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.

by john May 13, 2005

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005