jOe's definitions

skelm

south african word that denotes a 'little shit' or someone who likes to cause kak

that skelm talks kak to me all the time!

by Joe May 24, 2004

baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

by Joe January 10, 2004

Riley

The greatest girl in the entire world. Giving, loving, caring... the type of person that gives one hope in humanity. Lastly, the girl that I love and cherish to no end.

Riley of Virginia is the coolest person on the planet.

by Joe February 4, 2005

badonkadonk

thats chunk in the trunk

my badonkadonk go boom

by Joe March 11, 2004

Saucy Stick

The one stick that makes you feel excellent.

"Joe hit Alison with the Saucy Stick and it made her feel excellent."

by Joe February 12, 2005

breakfast

A code used for smoking marijuana

Im gonna go have my breakfast

by Joe May 13, 2005

hip to the cock

- used to describe a girl that's ready to get it on with you.

- when you know you're going to get some

Bobby, your gonna have to find a cab home, this baby's hip to the cock.

by Joe May 3, 2004