scunt

Smelly Cunt

I wouldn't do that SCUNT if you paid me!

by Joe July 03, 2003

Hap

A person or animal who is happy or looks happy all of the time

My dog is such a hap.

What a hap my brother is!

by Joe June 02, 2004

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 01, 2005

yefaday

An all new form of ebonics for the word yesterday.

That jello was so crunk i don't remember anything from yefaday

by joe January 20, 2005

Koji Kondo

A guy who composes the music for a number of Mario and Zelda games.

I wish I had Koji Kondo's talent...

by Joe December 12, 2003

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005