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eminem

A talented rapper...but a hypocrite. He speaks out against the war (killing innocents), and then raps about killing his mother with a chainsaw, shooting anyone who "steps up", and strangling women off in a parking lot while not caring if its dark or not....One of two things is occuring; either he has multiple personalities, or he is extreme simply to sell records...I vote for the second. He also preached this year about civic duty (ie voting)...he is 32 and voted for the first time this year...Im 21 and Ive voted 2 times...He needs to stick to rap and stop commenting on things that matter because he looks like a fool. He is a good rapper, thats it...a good rapper...not a college professor or a politician...just a rapper (probably the best is some invidual opinions)...
by Joe October 16, 2006
mugGet the eminemmug.

under the bridge

an awesome song by the red hot chili peppers from the "blood sugar sex magik" album.
dude, you can play under the bridge?
by Joe May 13, 2005
mugGet the under the bridgemug.

Psyloufinated

The guy who is wasted not able to walk or talk...Wicked Wasted
by Joe September 5, 2003
mugGet the Psyloufinatedmug.

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .
Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.
by Joe November 13, 2004
mugGet the plotzmug.

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.
ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.
by Joe February 26, 2005
mugGet the Omahamug.

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.
Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.
by joe May 13, 2005
mugGet the shankmug.

blef

Not very exciting
Eh... so so or feh
She has some nice bombs but her ass is blef.
by Joe November 19, 2004
mugGet the blefmug.

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