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Minoru Mineta 

A "My Hero Academia" Character
The most precious thing in the multiverse, savior of Tape Men from all over the globe, destroyer of Midnight thots, and the Booty Collector. Has the ability to throw sticky balls that are indestructible, and unremovable by anyone except himself, making it an overpowered ability considering if he puts one on your nose and one on your mouth you're fucked.

(Theorized to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, considering how good he is, but is hated and constantly assaulted by Society)
Jehovah's Witness: Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Me: Yeah, His name's Minoru Mineta and he's a character in some "My Hero Academia" show.
Minoru Mineta by JK March 15, 2020
a cute, endearing or "baby-talk" term for "butt", "rump", "hind end", etc.
Toddler who's just fallen, "Waaaaaa!"
Consoling parent, "Awww, there there--did you fall and hurt your pookie?"
pookie by jk June 30, 2010
whoops; darn; uh-oh; snap
Oh, crack! I spilt kool-aid all over the carpet.
crack by jk January 5, 2007
A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.
Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.
emo boy by Jk July 18, 2006

bank holiday 

Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
bank holiday by JK May 28, 2005

green day 

really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).
*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!
green day by jk May 13, 2005
(1) to act like a spaz (see spaz) (2)to be incredibly hyperactive to the point that people believe you to either be mentally insane or hopped up on something (while not under the influence of drugs)
Did you see how Doug was tweakin' the other day?
tweak by JK April 3, 2005