jD's definitions

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed

Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!

by Jd May 3, 2004

Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch

Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever

by jd September 15, 2003

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.

Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.

by jd April 2, 2003

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005