jAy's definitions
To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.
Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.
by Jay September 9, 2003

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts
dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE
by Jay September 14, 2004

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.
Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!
by jay September 1, 2008

A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
by Jay October 11, 2004

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.
by Jay May 10, 2003
