dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

by Jake May 06, 2003

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 08, 2003

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 02, 2005

sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.

Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O

by Jake April 22, 2005

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 03, 2004

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 05, 2005