jAkE's definitions

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005

puff

(verb) to fart

She was embarrassed, she puffed while we were making love.

by Jake January 14, 2004

piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.

RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.

by Jake February 23, 2003

fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

by Jake February 3, 2004

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004