Definitions by jAkE

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

manurize by Jake March 25, 2004

the ticket 

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

the ticket by Jake March 25, 2004

first time 

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

first time by Jake March 25, 2004

purple-headed monster 

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

purple-headed monster by Jake March 25, 2004

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

size doesn't matter by Jake March 24, 2004

shoot 

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

shoot by Jake March 24, 2004

injection 

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

injection by Jake March 24, 2004