j's definitions

BlizzFan

EA/Xbox/Blizzard Fanbitch. The worst kind of trash. An idiot of the highest order.

That kid is a BlizzFan.

by J July 13, 2004

rubber necker

a nosey mofo trying to be in another's business when they have no authority or point to.

the boyfriend buttin' into the (soon-to-be) ex-husband & wife's exsponged belongings (mediation).

by j July 1, 2004

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

the kickstand

when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels

there was no kickstand on davids bike so hunter king gave him one

by j June 19, 2004

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004

skew

School, any form of.

"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"

by J June 10, 2004

Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.

that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo

by J June 9, 2004