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Ryan

Ryan is okay. Ryan also is a girl. Ryan is very bad at soccer. She is quite possibly the best benchwarmer on the team though. Ryan also has very cute curly hair that’s ombré perfectly which leads to believe that Ryan has weird alien parents who created a perfect human, because nobody can possibly be that cool at birth. Anyways, she’s also very bad at math, but very good at being funny.

Woah, there’s Ryan. She multifaceted in some aspects, but still struggles with dating *cough cough

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Camilla

Camilla is a pretty cool person. Again like most people I know, bad at soccer. Wait, horrible. You know Alana dos Santos Aveiro, Cristiano Ronaldo’s inexperienced 1 year old? Better than Camilla. Camilla also has a very bad Instagram page, tryhard at its finest. If you see a Camilla, say hi to be nice, then run away.

Camilla is chill, but she’s a tad weird

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Joseph

Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.

LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Olivia

Olivia is the type of kid who has no social life and only likes to read books. She also studies WAY too much, which just proves my previous statement even more. She has really red cheeks which can be cute, but look like tomatoes half the time. She brings good snacks to school though. Unfortunately she can’t beat Joseph in a race though 🤷 ♀️

Ugh. It’s Olivia. You better run away befor she sulks and weeps to you about the death of a book character.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Logan

Logan is probably one of the strangest kids in the grade. He watches some extremely weird things, and likes to fart excessively in class, which is bothersome, yet funny. He also has the worst hairline (excluding Esteban’s) and is annoying sometimes. He also has a VERY interesting camera roll. :/

Person 1: ugh! it smells in here!
Person 2: it’s probably because of Logan and his farts

by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019

Anna

Anna is a really quiet person. She can be nice, but only if you don’t make fun of her. She makes weird faces when you say something she doesn’t get or that’s stupid, and sometimes looks like she’s constipated. She also likes to do TikToks as well, which is a bit sad.

There’s Anna, she’s quiet, so she won’t bother you much

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019

Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well

Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately

by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019