irene's definitions

burgle

the act of climaxing (orgasming) and vomiting on someone at the same time.
A surprise attack.

Man! I burgled that biatch good last night! High Five!!!

by irene January 26, 2005

retail

One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.

I had to go to therapy after working in retail for a decade.

People treat me like I'm stupid because I work in retail.

I work at a retail job where people don't get raises, but instead there's a shitty "Employee of the Month" reward.

I work in retail; therefore, I cannot afford to pay back my student loans or take nice vacations.

by Irene October 17, 2004

number two

Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."

by Irene August 19, 2004

Hoodinger

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

by Irene July 26, 2004

making love

not like casual sex, its what 2 people do that really love eachother, not just another fuck...bangin wifey

Jill = Jim's wifey
Jill & Jim fuckin = makin love
Jim & tipdrill fuckin= just another fuck

by Irene April 10, 2004

limuel

a generous person, bearer of good tidings, a positive influence, a guiding light, a pillar, a tower of strength

I want a limuel to get me through this trial

by Irene December 23, 2003

pressure cookers

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size

the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers

by irene September 24, 2003