illEATurHARTout's definitions

Pnigophobia

The fear of choking.

Did you know Mara has Pnigophobia? That's why she always eats so slowly.

by illEATurHARTout April 20, 2004

Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.

John is such a narcist.

by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004

Claps, the

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.

"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

that's cool...

Much like heh, it's what people say when they are uninterested and/or bored by what you're talking about.

Can be shortened to just "cool...".

Girl: And this weekend the girls and we went shopping, got our pedicures done, and saw a movie!
Guy: uh-huh... that's cool...

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

server

1. A program which provides some service to other (client) programs. The connection between client and server is normally by means of message passing, often over a network, and uses some protocol to encode the client's requests and the server's responses. The server may run continuously (as a daemon), waiting for requests to arrive or it may be invoked by some higher level daemon which controls a number of specific servers (inetd on Unix). There are many servers associated with the Internet, such as those for Network File System, Network Information Service (NIS), Domain Name System (DNS), FTP, news, finger, Network Time Protocol. On Unix, a long list can be found in /etc/services or in the NIS database "services". See client-server.

2. A computer which provides some service for other computers connected to it via a network. The most common example is a file server which has a local disk and services requests from remote clients to read and write files on that disk, often using Sun's Network File System (NFS) protocol or Novell Netware on IBM PCs.

All information accessible via the Internet is stored on one of several different types of a server.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

JHTML

Java within Hypertext Markup Language.

JHTML is an offshoot of HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004