illEATurHARTout's definitions

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

SHTML

A kind of HTML file containing server-specific, non-standard commands which are interpreted by the HTTP server and replaced by standard HTML or text before the data is returned to the client.

Different servers use different command syntax and support different sets of commands. The most common example is a server-side include command which simply expands to the contents of some given file and allows bits of HTML or text to be shared between pages for ease of updating. Other commands insert the value of an environment variable or the output of a shell command. These allow pages to be different each time they are served without requiring a CGI script.

Some servers distinguish SPML from HTML with a different filename extension, others use the execute bit of the file's permissions.

SHTML, an offshoot of HTML, is server-parsed HTML.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

b-side

The reverse side of a phonograph record, especially a single.

How many songs are you planning to record and will all of them go on the album or will some be used as b-sides?

by illEATurHARTout May 20, 2004

buns to guns

When guys sleep in the same bed.

Ever since Jack started to redesign his bedroom, I've had to share my bed with him - we've been sleeping buns to guns.

by illEATurHARTout September 27, 2005

Cold Fusion

ColdFusion MX is the solution for building and deploying powerful web applications and web services. Using the proven tag-based scripting and built-in services in ColdFusion MX, web application developers can easily harness the power of the Java platform without the complexity. Available for stand-alone installation or for deployment on industry-leading J2EE application servers, ColdFusion enables over 10,000 customers and hundreds of thousands of developers worldwide to deliver powerful web applications in record time.

Any website ending with .cfm has Cold Fusion in it.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

CSS

An extension to HTML to allow styles, e.g. colour, font, size to be specified for certain elements of a hypertext document. Style information can be included in-line in the HTML file or in a separate CSS file (which can then be easily shared by multiple HTML files). Multiple levels of CSS can be used to allow selective overriding of styles.

You should stop using tables and switch to CSS to align your website!

by illEATurHARTout March 25, 2004

longcut

When a "shortcut" takes longer than the normal route, or saves no time at all.

Person #1: Dude just take the next turn, it's a shortcut.
Person #2: You mean longcut? By going that way, it'll add an additional twenty minutes to our trip for sure.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004